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{"type":"standard","title":"Flag of Primorsky Krai","displaytitle":"Flag of Primorsky Krai","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2994686","titles":{"canonical":"Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai","normalized":"Flag of Primorsky Krai","display":"Flag of Primorsky Krai"},"pageid":27043425,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai_%28large%29.svg/330px-Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai_%28large%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai_%28large%29.svg/512px-Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai_%28large%29.svg.png","width":512,"height":341},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285170049","tid":"ac0b6fb9-1748-11f0-b45f-70fc01383dae","timestamp":"2025-04-12T02:48:54Z","description":"Flag of the Russian krai of Primorsky","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flag_of_Primorsky_Krai"}},"extract":"The flag of Primorsky Krai is a rectangular panel, divided diagonally by a white stripe and consisting of two triangles: the top one, placed at the flagpole, red and the bottom blue. In the upper corner near the shaft there is a golden image of a Ussuri tiger walking. The ratio of the width of the flag to its length is 2:3. The width of the white stripe on the shaft shall be one fifth of the entire width of the flag; the height of the tiger figure should be one fourth of the width of the flag on the pole. It is a representative, identification and legal mark, drawn up and used in accordance with the rules of vexillology. The idea of the flag was proposed by V. A. Obertas, a professor at the Institute of Architecture, FESTU.","extract_html":"
The flag of Primorsky Krai is a rectangular panel, divided diagonally by a white stripe and consisting of two triangles: the top one, placed at the flagpole, red and the bottom blue. In the upper corner near the shaft there is a golden image of a Ussuri tiger walking. The ratio of the width of the flag to its length is 2:3. The width of the white stripe on the shaft shall be one fifth of the entire width of the flag; the height of the tiger figure should be one fourth of the width of the flag on the pole. It is a representative, identification and legal mark, drawn up and used in accordance with the rules of vexillology. The idea of the flag was proposed by V. A. Obertas, a professor at the Institute of Architecture, FESTU.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Paroa, West Coast","displaytitle":"Paroa, West Coast","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16896406","titles":{"canonical":"Paroa,_West_Coast","normalized":"Paroa, West Coast","display":"Paroa, West Coast"},"pageid":18627143,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Paroa_Trestle.jpg/330px-Paroa_Trestle.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Paroa_Trestle.jpg","width":1800,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281197015","tid":"d408021d-0446-11f0-8d87-7e782cf37ac9","timestamp":"2025-03-18T22:17:50Z","description":"Settlement in the South Island of New Zealand","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-42.51083333,"lon":171.16916667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroa%2C_West_Coast","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroa%2C_West_Coast?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroa%2C_West_Coast?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paroa%2C_West_Coast"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroa%2C_West_Coast","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Paroa%2C_West_Coast","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paroa%2C_West_Coast?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paroa%2C_West_Coast"}},"extract":"Paroa is a settlement on the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand, just south of Greymouth. State Highway 6 and the Hokitika Branch railway both run through Paroa. This railway was originally a bush tramway that o