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Daniel Bliss was a Christian missionary from the United States and the founder of the American University of Beirut.
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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The 2016 Iraq FA Cup Final was the 25th final of the Iraq FA Cup as a club competition. The match was contested between the Baghdad rivals, Al-Zawraa and Al-Quwa Al-Jawiya, at Al-Shaab Stadium in Baghdad. It was played on 29 May 2016 to be the final match of the competition. Al-Quwa Al-Jawiya made their 7th appearance in the Iraq FA Cup final while Al-Zawraa extended their record to 16 final appearances. Al-Quwa Al-Jawiya won the match 2–0 with goals from Bashar Rasan and Humam Tariq, for the club's 4th title.
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