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Burnt Cabins is a historic unincorporated community in Dublin Township, Fulton County, Pennsylvania, United States, at the foot of Tuscarora Mountain. It is approximately three miles west of the Tuscarora Mountain Tunnel on I-76 and the turnpike runs within 100 yards of the village. U.S. Route 522 also runs through the village.
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The Desha Vimukthi Janatha Pakshaya (DVJP) is a political party in Sri Lanka. It is currently a member of the Socialist Alliance and the Sri Lanka People's Freedom Alliance.
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Maria Schwarz (1921–2018) was a German architect and professor best known for her church architecture.
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