{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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The Ministry of Justice and Constitutional Affairs is a cabinet-level government ministry of Uganda. It is responsible for the provision of \"legal advice and legal services to government, its allied institutions and to the general public and to support the machinery that provides the legal framework for good governance\". The ministry is headed by a cabinet minister, currently Norbert Mao.
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Xue Changrui is a Chinese track and field athlete who competes in the pole vault. His personal best is 5.82Â m. He was the champion at the Asian Athletics Championships in 2013 and at the Asian Games in 2014.
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